tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-373761352012-01-03T12:53:14.765-08:00Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.comBlogger2081100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-30184605625849305362010-11-01T00:01:00.000-07:002010-11-01T00:01:03.241-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HNAQuZr0gUI"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HNAQuZr0gUI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Este tío lo hace además en todos sus muertos</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3018460562584930536?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-22524108515400248672010-10-29T12:17:00.000-07:002010-10-29T12:18:23.911-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uht4wOULli4"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uht4wOULli4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Pero me han hecho reír. Qué mala persona me siento.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2252410851540024867?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-46062654895275041792010-10-29T11:54:00.001-07:002010-10-29T11:55:16.609-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gmZvhLGTkHc"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gmZvhLGTkHc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Los gilipollas tienen serios problemas para comprender que los todoterrenos no están hechos para hacer trompos</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-4606265489527504179?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-33970769966904480702010-10-27T12:10:00.000-07:002010-10-27T12:11:00.037-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ANCa-Y2nvOc"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ANCa-Y2nvOc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Sabe cómo usar la tecnología</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3397076996690448070?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-40717300533192707842010-10-27T12:09:00.001-07:002010-10-27T12:10:06.866-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ibXVBRhWH2k"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ibXVBRhWH2k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Y no es el gilipollas que sale al final</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-4071730053319270784?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-2018755400428799422010-10-27T12:03:00.000-07:002010-10-27T12:05:16.582-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/828GBy7xr0c"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/828GBy7xr0c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Se puso de pie para hacerlo menos humillante, pero al final dio igual</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-201875540042879942?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-87069544792443549962010-10-25T16:15:00.000-07:002010-10-25T16:16:17.195-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kAqfbjXqXHY"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kAqfbjXqXHY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Casi le vuelan la cabeza al tío que no era</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8706954479244354996?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-33993008334042993762010-06-06T15:28:00.001-07:002010-06-06T15:28:46.075-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w1T8JfGVo-M"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w1T8JfGVo-M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">...es cuando se empiezan a hacer gilipolleces</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3399300833404299376?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-1945890742739968822010-02-27T04:39:00.001-08:002010-03-28T10:42:02.403-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wXxMAbTmJwg"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wXxMAbTmJwg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Deberían acabar todos así</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-194589074273996882?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-20809026612497805432010-02-18T13:44:00.001-08:002010-02-18T13:44:57.576-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/avToB3KB3OI"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/avToB3KB3OI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Así es como aprenden los gilipollas (aunque a veces ni por esas)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2080902661249780543?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-66126729991834606372010-02-07T08:39:00.001-08:002010-02-18T10:51:04.154-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245" alt="Idiot Wrecks Brand New Dodge Viper Funny Videos" ><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/1464609"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/1464609" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">A veces reciben su merecido</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-6612672999183460637?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-86746890296287723372010-01-08T12:30:00.000-08:002010-01-08T12:31:57.969-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QuB3kr3ckYE"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QuB3kr3ckYE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Argh! puaj! yack!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8674689029628772337?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-27760753266182440162009-12-27T16:38:00.000-08:002009-12-27T16:39:04.593-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cntHzUqlKa4"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cntHzUqlKa4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Y después sales del coche y te das cuenta de que lo realmente eres es un gilipollas</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2776075326618244016?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-11371023152503655592009-12-14T19:03:00.000-08:002009-12-14T19:11:37.475-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NiL_5gpd8yg"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NiL_5gpd8yg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">De lo contrario estos gilipollas serían unos mancos en su sentido más literal</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-1137102315250365559?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-61472993428567827132009-11-27T16:06:00.000-08:002009-11-27T16:08:08.133-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sRHwyKiSSqk"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sRHwyKiSSqk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">No hay mejor forma de empezar que con una gran gilipollez</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-6147299342856782713?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-29579581145934376102009-11-25T08:16:00.000-08:002009-11-25T08:17:29.012-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Anbn3OYZ0I"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Anbn3OYZ0I" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Pero ni la playa ni los todoterrenos están hechos para hacer trompos</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2957958114593437610?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-89792419959464848302009-11-02T11:06:00.001-08:002009-11-02T11:06:45.949-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vsbsjCZwnD4"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vsbsjCZwnD4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Siempre hay alguno</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8979241995946484830?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-71672345332934854652009-11-02T10:17:00.001-08:002009-11-02T10:18:09.115-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bgRUaNZWcsA"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bgRUaNZWcsA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Aprenden, por ejemplo, a no tirar de la cola de un caballo</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-7167234533293485465?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-38247163724668183052009-11-02T10:17:00.000-08:002010-01-22T08:48:02.405-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;color:#999999;"><object width="425" height="360"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=60665545,t=1,mt=video"><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=60665545,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br />A los gilipollas les encanta</div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3824716372466818305?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-77315011851362439482009-11-02T10:04:00.000-08:002009-11-02T10:05:17.394-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ke9Dlvc15lI"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ke9Dlvc15lI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Como si nada</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-7731501185136243948?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-7793378802105455232009-10-27T12:13:00.000-07:002009-11-02T10:06:22.172-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NMMFSCMR0Dc"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NMMFSCMR0Dc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">De lo contrario no quedaríamos sin entretenimiento</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-779337880210545523?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-32762061522849176492009-09-28T11:49:00.001-07:002009-09-28T11:49:53.898-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/inA-36YRV0Y"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/inA-36YRV0Y" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">¿Hay agua?</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3276206152284917649?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-51043138947498103182009-07-24T18:13:00.000-07:002009-08-31T13:38:34.706-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qCqUi_vpdaA"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qCqUi_vpdaA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Sólo lo haces si eres gilipollas, estás bajo la influencia de las drogas o ambas cosas a la vez</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5104313894749810318?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-64313502696094932722009-06-26T19:07:00.000-07:002009-06-26T19:08:03.613-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YVwlodvWh7w"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YVwlodvWh7w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Y con este van...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-6431350269609493272?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-38736183602595226892009-06-25T12:18:00.000-07:002009-06-25T12:19:48.375-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/11fcg543Jow"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/11fcg543Jow" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Si eres gilipollas resulta tremendamente fácil</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3873618360259522689?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-41045287318529786252009-06-07T11:17:00.001-07:002009-06-07T11:17:49.399-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gud6d-EOqYA"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gud6d-EOqYA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Si no puedes vencerlos únete a ellos</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-4104528731852978625?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-40567389000274266022009-06-06T12:22:00.001-07:002009-06-06T12:22:37.531-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DYyRj4wUjcs"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DYyRj4wUjcs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Nunca sabes cuándo te puede pasar a ti</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-4056738900027426602?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-37211718568840909392009-06-06T11:59:00.000-07:002009-06-06T12:00:31.641-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Frd0CPYuZgU"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Frd0CPYuZgU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Cuando un grupo de gilipollas ve a otro grupo de gilipollas haciendo el gilipollas tan sólo pueden pensar en unir su gilipollez</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3721171856884090939?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-84924454468413923672009-06-06T11:44:00.000-07:002009-06-06T11:58:48.914-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/8fa_1243614303"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/8fa_1243614303" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">...salvo para los gilipollas</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8492445446841392367?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-55770171628657117792009-06-06T11:40:00.000-07:002009-06-06T11:44:00.746-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4875559&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4875559&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">...que se quedó sin ella</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5577017162865711779?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-34244397673764023522009-05-12T16:44:00.001-07:002009-05-12T16:45:19.157-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://data.tumblr.com/NOvvhPXafcavuqjrwCtjAItA_500.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://data.tumblr.com/NOvvhPXafcavuqjrwCtjAItA_500.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Sólo un gilipollas lo intentaría</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3424439767376402352?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-35075136233210471752009-05-08T14:05:00.001-07:002009-05-08T14:06:56.775-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1239704200_stupid_guy_vs_treadmill.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1239704200_stupid_guy_vs_treadmill.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Tienen un peligro...</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3507513623321047175?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-36269633943850813662009-05-06T15:07:00.000-07:002009-05-06T15:13:08.597-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wCpPnxNi4Po"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wCpPnxNi4Po" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Menos mal que la hélice no estaba en el morro</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3626963394385081366?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-89248932225671181492009-05-06T15:03:00.000-07:002009-05-06T15:06:17.417-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/St_3785jJ_k"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/St_3785jJ_k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Sin heridos ni demasiados daños, sólo una moral herida y muchos testigos</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8924893222567118149?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-6569105003496285022009-05-04T17:44:00.001-07:002009-05-06T15:02:12.945-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/57XRJKoq9Qg"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/57XRJKoq9Qg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">...hay que estar...</span></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r9ZBLie9vSs"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r9ZBLie9vSs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">...gilipollas...</span></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rDUQkwm0wXE"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rDUQkwm0wXE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">...para montarse en uno</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-656910500349628502?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-57051314168374208992009-05-03T18:57:00.000-07:002009-05-03T19:06:49.849-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/c12_1239886120"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/c12_1239886120" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">El gilipollas se queda sin comer</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5705131416837420899?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-59602400503976677462009-05-03T18:28:00.000-07:002009-05-03T18:31:48.525-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.heaven666.org/v/4437"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.heaven666.org/v/4437" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Mueven las piernas, eso es una buena señal</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5960240050397667746?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-76499757668061640892009-05-03T18:01:00.000-07:002009-05-04T17:46:28.574-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/2727237/ravens_have_attacked_an_owl.swf" width="300" height="245" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true"> </embed><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Las pandas de gilipollas no se limitan exclusivamente a la especie humana</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-7649975766806164089?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-22641961255250075822009-05-03T17:53:00.000-07:002009-05-03T18:00:24.056-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BF7KK4rq2r0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BF7KK4rq2r0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Tal vez debería haber titulado esta entrada como "Dos gilipollas cruzan la carretera"</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2264196125525007582?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-34239747136480247082009-05-03T10:26:00.000-07:002009-07-22T02:30:22.317-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://zappinternet.com/v/yuzJkiBveD" width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://zappinternet.com/v/yuzJkiBveD"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></object><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;">Esto es lo que tiene ser un borracho... o ser ruso, que viene a ser lo mismo</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3423974713648024708?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-92025655072272333342009-05-01T17:24:00.001-07:002009-05-03T17:47:32.414-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0WRed3enBqk/SfuYFXhkb-I/AAAAAAAAALU/L9VYdw1rdF4/s1600-h/Dibujo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 398px; height: 327px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0WRed3enBqk/SfuYFXhkb-I/AAAAAAAAALU/L9VYdw1rdF4/s400/Dibujo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331021801904697314" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Aunque luego no me atreva a decírselo a la cara</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-9202565507227233334?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-74482950773436852712009-04-29T05:32:00.000-07:002009-04-29T05:33:09.273-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/edtDUjXVtTg"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/edtDUjXVtTg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Esta tercera edad...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-7448295077343685271?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-61784582553572840042009-04-28T12:20:00.000-07:002009-04-28T12:22:55.902-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h8GRi4Ne8Bk"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h8GRi4Ne8Bk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Deberían de poner esa advertencia en los coches</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-6178458255357284004?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-34964141464869948102009-04-14T15:43:00.001-07:002009-09-29T03:15:07.768-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vAO4A0JqPk8"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vAO4A0JqPk8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"Kggggg... central, necesitamos otra grúa"</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3496414146486994810?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-88630068578657866642009-04-12T16:21:00.000-07:002009-04-12T16:22:14.561-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B7Ve8B4aX74"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B7Ve8B4aX74" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Al final el que queda como un gilipollas es el pobre desgraciado que se come el cristal</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8863006857865786664?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-52298435702923875792009-04-12T06:06:00.000-07:002009-04-12T13:48:55.528-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WKUD6sXNxQg"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WKUD6sXNxQg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">¿Cuál será la esperanza de vida de esta clase de sujetos?</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5229843570292387579?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-23254920391745640122009-04-10T15:47:00.000-07:002009-04-10T15:48:42.924-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s5lXHmRFYts"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s5lXHmRFYts" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">De ahí que deban abstenerse de practicar esta clase de gilipolleces</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2325492039174564012?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-52396412646350184252009-04-02T15:59:00.000-07:002009-04-02T16:01:00.690-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qQqKFmBL7oM"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qQqKFmBL7oM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Esto de hacer surf en una piscina es un tanto gay, pero al menos en el mar no te atacan las orcas asesinas</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5239641264635018425?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-57393904703309486222009-04-01T14:18:00.000-07:002009-04-01T14:20:04.270-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eYUmdqQ94Ao"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eYUmdqQ94Ao" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Sucio porque te cagas encima</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5739390470330948622?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-16695134233109031972009-03-30T16:33:00.001-07:002009-04-01T14:22:16.191-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DLZWMabiioI"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DLZWMabiioI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">...no se le ocurrió mejor cosa que sacarlas por la ventana</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-1669513423310903197?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-41424284135861979632009-03-24T17:08:00.000-07:002009-03-24T17:13:35.916-07:00Aquí van unas cuantas.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/images/galleries/scifi/lotf_new_005.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 398px; height: 520px;" src="http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/images/galleries/scifi/lotf_new_005.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/images/galleries/scifi/lotf_new_007.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 416px; height: 520px;" src="http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/images/galleries/scifi/lotf_new_007.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/images/galleries/scifi/lotf_new_010.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 422px; height: 520px;" src="http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/images/galleries/scifi/lotf_new_010.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.arthousetexas.org/images/_exhibitions/bozhkov/db_vader.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 494px;" src="http://www.arthousetexas.org/images/_exhibitions/bozhkov/db_vader.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1157/1088048263_7f7011a4cb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1157/1088048263_7f7011a4cb.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1249/684334447_e2ce49cd5c.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1249/684334447_e2ce49cd5c.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/images/galleries/scifi/scifi002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 392px; height: 520px;" src="http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/images/galleries/scifi/scifi002.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1029/982370098_200a981220.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1029/982370098_200a981220.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/1165030409_421206796d.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/1165030409_421206796d.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2254/2059322041_bbeafeae55.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2254/2059322041_bbeafeae55.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1400/1011836289_4192ce0279.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1400/1011836289_4192ce0279.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />En resumen, hacer el gilipollas consiste en gran medida en embaucarse voluntariamente en una situación en la cual no te gustaría estar si se congelara el tiempo. ¿Te imaginas que te da un patatús y te mueres de esta guisa?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-4142428413586197963?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-70101067397768277492009-03-12T16:23:00.000-07:002009-03-12T16:26:48.828-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EfK_52LZcUY"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EfK_52LZcUY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">GAME OVER<br />INSERT COIN</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-7010106739776827749?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-57683026700145860752009-02-01T09:32:00.000-08:002009-02-01T09:53:19.598-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">El titular del juzgado número 4 de la Audiencia Nacional, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Fernando Andreu</span>, ha admitido la querella contra el que fue ministro de Defensa israelí, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Benjamín ben Eliécer</span> y siete militares como autores de un delito de genocidio por un bombardeo en Gaza en julio de 2002, en el que murieron 14 civiles palestinos.<br /><br />Uno de los 4 abogados que han presentado la querella es <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gonzalo Boye</span>. El letrado formó parte del MIR chileno y colaboró en el secuestro de Emiliano Revilla <span style="font-weight: bold;">por encargo de ETA</span>. Junto a otros tres miembros de la organización, siguió los movimientos del industrial, una labor que le costó pasar diez años de cárcel por colaboración con banda terrorista. En prisión cursó sus estudios de Derecho en la Universidad Nacional de Educación a Distancia. El abogado ha defendido a etarras y personas vinculadas con ETA en los últimos años.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.publico.es/resources/archivos/2009/1/29/1233255633782abogadograndedn.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.publico.es/resources/archivos/2009/1/29/1233255633782abogadograndedn.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" >Gozalo Boye, de recluso por actividad terrorista a abogado de la acusación en la misma Audiencia que lo condenó hace trece años. Todo un ejemplo de reinserción social.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Considera esta panda de gilipollas que Israel actuó de forma desproporcionada. Tal vez lo que debería haber hecho el ejército israelí es actuar de la misma manera que los terroristas, apuntando sus lanzacohetes azarosamente hacia territorio palestino con la intención de causar el mayor daño posible. Eso sí que hubiera sido proporcionado.<br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5768302670014586075?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-55908271489686427702009-01-29T17:44:00.000-08:002009-01-29T18:02:44.999-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" >José Lui Rodrigue Zapatero</span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" >, alias «<span style="font-style: italic;">Zetaparo</span>», en el programa</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" > Tengo una milonga para usté</span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" >:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" >Pregunta: </span><blockquote style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="line-height: 150%;font-size:100%;" >“Digo que a cuántos civiles palestinos se habrá matado con armas españolas”</span></blockquote><span style="line-height: 150%;font-family:&quot;;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Respuesta: </span><br /></span><blockquote style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="line-height: 150%;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">“Estoy convencido que nuestros componentes o el armamento que hemos vendido a Israel no se han utilizado para eso.”</span></span></blockquote><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br />¡Bravo! Y de esto estáis convencidos tú ¿y cuántos más?<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" >Magdalena Álvarez</span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" > en la comisión del congreso:<br /><br /></span><blockquote style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><i>“Si la borrasca cambió de una forma impredecible, no lo pueden predecir. Pero si no lo predicen los que lo tienen que predecir, ¿cómo piensan ustedes que los vamos a predecir quienes estamos esperando la predicción?"</i></b></span></blockquote><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br />Pero ojo, que este trabalenguas no fue la única perla:<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ></span></span><blockquote><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"Que cada palo aguante su vela. Yo no soy el candelabro de todas las velas, sino el soporte de todas las velas del Ministerio"</span></span></blockquote><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br />Osea, que no sabe distinguir el cirio de un candelabro de la vela de un barco. Si es que... estamos gobernados por unos gilipollas que se piensan que somos todos como ellos, gilipollas.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5590827148968642770?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-35567043547114283202009-01-29T16:52:00.000-08:002009-01-29T16:57:15.536-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L3SwaOAW3BE"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L3SwaOAW3BE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Dos prisioneros neozelandeses intentan escapar esposados el uno al otro, pero ambos cometen error más gilipollas que se puede cometer en esta situación</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3556704354711428320?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-1975316166037834582009-01-29T14:25:00.000-08:002009-01-29T16:58:34.742-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hsS-udNUh98"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hsS-udNUh98" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Si vas a hacer algo malo al menos hazlo bien<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;">Lo que desde luego no puedes hacer es presentarte a una rueda de prensa vestida de una forma y colgar un vídeo supuestamente rodado ese mismo día vestida de otra forma. Porque la gente no es gilipollas, aunque algunos actúan como si todos lo fuéramos.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.libertaddigital.com/fotos/noticias/170_0_cabrera-supremo-epc.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 170px; height: 190px;" src="http://www.libertaddigital.com/fotos/noticias/170_0_cabrera-supremo-epc.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Cambio drástico de <span style="font-style: italic;">look </span>en un mismo día</span><br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-197531616603783458?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-83315636571174749992009-01-16T16:27:00.000-08:002009-01-16T16:36:57.997-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/029_1231987321"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/029_1231987321" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Ya lo dije, esto del parkour es sólo para gilipollas</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8331563657117474999?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-60327847082268395782009-01-12T13:34:00.000-08:002009-01-12T14:05:48.406-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Almudena Grandes</span> es la creadora de una de las perlas del periodismo moderno.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Ejercicio de economía recreativa. Fácil, limpio, instructivo, para cualquier edad. No precisa más que una calculadora, un cuaderno, un lápiz y una goma. El experimento consta de tres fases, y la primera es una simple división, 775.000 millones entre 6.700 millones. Si la realiza, obtendrá como resultado 115, con una serie de decimales que despreciaremos para simplificar. ¿Y dónde está la gracia?, se preguntará usted. La gracia está en que el dividendo representa los 775.000 millones de dólares del plan de reactivación económica diseñado por Obama. El divisor somos los 6.700 millones de personas que existimos en este planeta. Y el resultado son los 115 millones de dólares que nos tocarían a cada uno si los repartiéramos entre todos. ¿Lo prefiere en euros?, 84 millones por barba.<br\><br /><br />¿Está usted diciendo "no puede ser", "no me lo creo", "es imposible"? Bien, pasemos a la segunda fase del experimento. Fuera calculadora. Divida usted a mano, con las benditas tablas de toda la vida. ¿Cambia el resultado? No, ¿verdad? Haga la prueba, 115 millones por 6.700 millones. Por más que borre y multiplique, obtendrá siempre 770.500 millones, porque antes hemos despreciado los decimales, y además, desde que empezó usted a leer, habrán nacido un montón de niños que nunca llegarán a cobrar lo que les toca. Ahora, si se atreve, sume al dividendo los 700.000 millones de dólares del plan de Bush, más las inyecciones europeas, etcétera.<br /><br />Así llegamos a unas sombrías conclusiones. Si no hay dinero en el mundo para respaldar estas cuentas, malo. Si lo hay, peor. Y si ésta ha sido la evolución natural del capitalismo, ¿a qué intereses obedecen quienes pretenden refundarlo, para llevarnos a la ruina una y otra vez? Lo único que nos ha enseñado esta crisis es que nuestros políticos trabajan para los bancos. Nosotros somos apenas su excusa, o su mercancía.<br /></br\></blockquote></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">775.000 millones ÷ 6.700 millones = 115 millones<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" >GILIPOLLEZ</span><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-6032784708226839578?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-81444179672067370302009-01-12T11:22:00.000-08:002009-01-12T11:24:48.940-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.koreus.com/video/parkour-noob" height="245" width="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.koreus.com/video/parkour-noob"><embed src="http://www.koreus.com/video/parkour-noob" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="300" height="225"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">No lo puede hacer cualquier gilipollas</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8144417967206737030?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-42512168744209418852009-01-12T11:14:00.001-08:002009-01-12T11:15:23.355-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fUIokQ36rbA"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fUIokQ36rbA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">¿Qué hace un gato en gravedad cero? Eso es un experimento gilipollas</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-4251216874420941885?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-31501269898202456412009-01-11T11:12:00.001-08:002009-01-11T11:20:52.869-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0WRed3enBqk/SWpE9DLs4WI/AAAAAAAAAKU/appCy2cRSi8/s1600-h/De+Juana+a+favor+del+proceso.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 352px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0WRed3enBqk/SWpE9DLs4WI/AAAAAAAAAKU/appCy2cRSi8/s400/De+Juana+a+favor+del+proceso.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290116527917162850" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">José Ignacio de Juana Chaos, un hombre de paz. <span style="font-weight: bold;">25 almas</span> descansan en paz gracias a él.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sLnW0BJZhBo"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sLnW0BJZhBo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Un templo de la religión de paz salta por los aires. Las explosiones secundarias son producidas por los instrumentos de paz empleados por Hamas, similares a los que empleaba José Ignacio en su época</span></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3150126989820245641?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-30477332179621255862009-01-08T09:07:00.000-08:002009-01-11T11:22:18.066-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://tu.tv/tutvweb.swf?kpt=aHR0cDovL3R1LnR2L3ZpZGVvc2NvZGkvZS9zL2VzdG8tc2ktcXVlLWVzLXRlbmVyLWJ1ZW5hcy1i<br />b2xzYXMtZGUtYWkuZmx2&amp;xtp=603858"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://tu.tv/tutvweb.swf?kpt=aHR0cDovL3R1LnR2L3ZpZGVvc2NvZGkvZS9zL2VzdG8tc2ktcXVlLWVzLXRlbmVyLWJ1ZW5hcy1i<br />b2xzYXMtZGUtYWkuZmx2&amp;xtp=603858" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">No parece haberle dolido</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3047733217962125586?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-21249885193377286442009-01-08T07:27:00.000-08:002009-01-08T07:44:45.271-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/998_1230297648"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/998_1230297648" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2124988519337728644?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-3724502618081153612009-01-05T16:45:00.000-08:002009-01-06T18:42:58.338-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tkZ7Tyf7_YM&start=107"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tkZ7Tyf7_YM&start=107" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Ese acantilado no se lo esperaba</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-372450261808115361?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-34152203377391027962008-12-31T09:31:00.000-08:002008-12-31T09:34:48.924-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.adn.es/clipping/ADNIMA20070912_0221/4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 143px; height: 108px;" src="http://www.adn.es/clipping/ADNIMA20070912_0221/4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />¡UN PRÓSPERO AÑO 2009!</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3415220337739102796?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-72730419178661782022008-12-29T15:01:00.001-08:002009-01-07T16:07:23.757-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0WRed3enBqk/SVlW7u3QO_I/AAAAAAAAAKE/lXdJGBsj_w4/s1600-h/por-el-pleno-empleo-gr-02-635.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 157px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0WRed3enBqk/SVlW7u3QO_I/AAAAAAAAAKE/lXdJGBsj_w4/s400/por-el-pleno-empleo-gr-02-635.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285351221888039922" border="0" /></a>Zetaparo: mucho <span style="font-style: italic;">bullshit </span>y pocas nueces</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-7273041917866178202?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-51306254373085836642008-12-28T00:52:00.000-08:002008-12-28T00:56:01.158-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/e4e_1230046014"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/e4e_1230046014" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Encima le chupa la flecha</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5130625437308583664?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-50040928118489045462008-12-24T21:34:00.000-08:002008-12-24T21:35:51.021-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p5SBpHiMrj8"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p5SBpHiMrj8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">No hay mejor forma de felicitar las navidades que con un gilipollez de este calibre</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5004092811848904546?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-73095769324313056922008-12-23T07:15:00.000-08:002008-12-23T07:17:39.015-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/614241"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/614241" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Por esta clase de cosas sólo los gilipollas van a los rallies</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-7309576932431305692?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-21975329440879692452008-12-23T07:13:00.000-08:002008-12-23T07:15:28.395-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rToKEnySb7s"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rToKEnySb7s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">No, no está el zapatazo</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2197532944087969245?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-51997944820519163202008-12-19T11:03:00.000-08:002008-12-19T11:03:01.058-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KDSTdFLluFc"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KDSTdFLluFc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Es lo que te pasa cuando ves cosas como esta</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5199794482051916320?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-59070478925863770312008-12-18T10:56:00.000-08:002008-12-22T18:49:11.886-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LZ2P_c7nWwU"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LZ2P_c7nWwU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Es ruso, así que está excusado</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5907047892586377031?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-44370662320091507132008-12-17T11:03:00.000-08:002008-12-18T10:29:02.032-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NyhI1nUU_gI"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NyhI1nUU_gI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Si vas a tener la poca decencia de cometer un crimen y huir en coche al menos ten la poca decencia de saber conducir</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-4437066232009150713?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-90728130911175447032008-12-16T18:48:00.001-08:002008-12-16T19:00:25.873-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a style="left: 348.483px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Pulse aquí para bloquear este objeto con Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-009492171556526496 visible" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/OlLC1Iy1UkE"></a><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OlLC1Iy1UkE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Él pensaba que ella no era capaz... iluso de él...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-9072813091117544703?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-54309535355627271122008-12-16T10:00:00.000-08:002008-12-16T19:23:02.787-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DDfZdfeJ1nc"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DDfZdfeJ1nc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Estas son gilipolleces que pasan...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5430953535562727112?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-90826485951181101462008-12-13T11:17:00.000-08:002008-12-24T22:18:18.105-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.psoe.es/media/000000040500/000000040957.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 196px; height: 294px;" src="http://www.psoe.es/media/000000040500/000000040957.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong>"Señora Díez, usted confunde 'fracaso escolar' con 'abandono precoz de la escuela'"</strong><br /><strong></strong></div><strong><br /></strong><div style="text-align: right;"><strong style="font-style: italic;"> <span style="font-size:78%;">José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero</span></strong><br /><strong></strong></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/9240/raeeg4.jpg" width="533" height="62" /><br /><p style="margin-left: 0em; margin-bottom: -0.5em; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"><span class="eLema"><strong><b>fracaso</b></strong></span><span class="eLema"><strong><b>.</b></strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><span class="eEtimo"><strong> <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">(</span><a style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">De</a><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> </span><i style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">fracasar</i><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">).</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><strong><a name="0_1"></a><span class="eOrdenAcepLema"><b> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">1. </span></b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);" class="eAbrv"> <span class="eAbrv" title="nombre masculino">m.</span></span><span class="eAcep"> Abandono precoz.</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><strong><a name="0_2"></a><span class="eOrdenAcepLema"><b> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">2.</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"> </span></b></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);" class="eAbrvNoEdit"> <span class="eAbrvNoEdit" title="nombre masculino">m.</span></span><span class="eAcep"> </span><span class="eAcep">Malogro, resultado adverso de una empresa o negocio.</span></strong></p><strong><br /></strong><p style="margin-left: 0em; margin-bottom: -0.5em; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"><span class="eLema"><strong><b>tensión</b></strong></span><span class="eLema"></span><span class="eLema"><strong><b>.</b></strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span class="eEtimo"><strong> (<a>Del</a> <a title="latín, latino o latina">lat.</a> <i>tensĭo, -ōnis</i>).</strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><strong><a name="1_1"></a><span class="eOrdenAcepLema"><b> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">1.</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"> </span></b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);" class="eAbrv"> <span class="eAbrv" title="nombre femenino">f.</span></span><span class="eAcep"> Movilización del electorado.</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><strong><a name="1_2"></a><span class="eOrdenAcepLema"><b> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">2.<span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"> </span></span> </b></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);" class="eAbrvNoEdit"> <span class="eAbrvNoEdit" title="nombre femenino">f.</span></span><span class="eAcep"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"> </span><span class="eRefLema"></span></span><span class="eAcep">Estado de oposición u hostilidad latente entre personas o grupos humanos, como naciones, clases, razas, etc.</span></strong></p><strong><br /></strong><p style="margin-left: 0em; margin-bottom: -0.5em; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"><span class="eLema"><strong><b>accidente</b></strong></span><span class="eLema"><strong><b>.</b></strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><span class="eEtimo"><strong> <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">(</span><a style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Del</a><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> </span><a style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" title="latín, latino o latina">lat.</a><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> </span><i style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">accĭdens, -entis</i><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">).</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><strong><a name="0_1"></a><span class="eOrdenAcepLema"><b> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">1. </span></b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);" class="eAbrv"> <span class="eAbrv" title="nombre masculino">m.</span></span><span class="eAcep"> Cualidad o estado que aparece en algo, sin que sea parte de su esencia o naturaleza.</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><strong><a name="0_2"></a><span class="eOrdenAcepLema"><b> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">2.</span> </b></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);" class="eAbrvNoEdit"> <span class="eAbrvNoEdit" title="nombre masculino">m.</span></span><span class="eAcep"> Suceso eventual que altera el orden regular de las cosas.</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);" class="eFCompleja"><strong> <b>~</b><b> terrorista.</b></strong></span><strong><a style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);" name="accidente_de_trabajo.1"></a><br /></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><strong> <span class="eOrdenAcepFC"><b> <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">1. </span></b></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);" class="eAbrv"> <span class="eAbrv" title="nombre masculino">m.</span></span><span class="eAcep"> Atentado terrorista poco oportuno.<br /></span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"><strong><br /><span class="eAcep"></span></strong></p><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);" class="eLema"><strong><b>parado</b></strong></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);" class="eGenero"><strong><b>, da</b></strong></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);" class="eLema"><strong><b>.</b></strong></span><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><span class="eEtimo"><strong> <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">(</span><a style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" title="del participio de">Del part. de</a><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> </span><i style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">parar</i><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">).</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><strong><a name="0_1"></a><span class="eOrdenAcepLema"><b> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">1. </span></b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);" class="eAbrv"> <span class="eAbrv" title="adjetivo">adj.</span></span><span class="eAcep"><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"> </span>Remiso, tímido o flojo en palabras, acciones o movimientos.</span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><strong><a name="0_2"></a><span class="eOrdenAcepLema"><b> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">2.</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"> </span></b></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);" class="eAbrvNoEdit"> <span class="eAbrvNoEdit" title="adjetivo">adj.</span></span><span class="eAcep"> Persona apuntada al paro. <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);" class="eAbrv" title="Usado también como sustantivo masculino plural">U. t. c. s. m. pl.</span></span></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 2em; margin-bottom: -0.5em;"><span class="eAcep"><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);" class="eAbrv" title="Usado también como sustantivo masculino plural"><strong><br /></strong></span></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-9082648595118110146?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-52245011412821355092008-12-12T10:33:00.000-08:002008-12-13T11:05:18.294-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VZvm5H4F-aA"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VZvm5H4F-aA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Aunque ellos lo hacen a su manera...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5224501141282135509?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-22345818666913295792008-12-12T10:30:00.000-08:002008-12-13T10:53:14.351-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cw3hLQVE7nc"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cw3hLQVE7nc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">¡Ups! ¡pista ocupada!</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_NOar22TX2k"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_NOar22TX2k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">El problema de los aviones no tripulados es que a veces se olvidan de los que sí están tripulados</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pj_A9LJGxKA"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pj_A9LJGxKA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Este no vuelve a hacer una exhibición nunca más</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2234581866691329579?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-46897293666282965332008-12-12T10:29:00.000-08:002008-12-13T10:35:46.200-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3pHnUVSrM4A"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3pHnUVSrM4A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">¡Ningún criajo de cuello tieso me arruina a mí el espectáculo!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-4689729366628296533?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-4488106969184250242008-12-08T08:17:00.000-08:002008-12-13T10:36:56.428-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D87xOszNPUo"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D87xOszNPUo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Es un buen conductor, pero no por ello deja de ser gilipollas</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qs6IeWhCQG4"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qs6IeWhCQG4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Un buen conductor no se deja distraer por cualquier gilipollez</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M493-HLVxis"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M493-HLVxis" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Se veía venir ¿por qué no lo vieron ellos también?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-448810696918425024?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-5297430584079988402008-11-28T10:58:00.000-08:002008-11-28T10:58:01.111-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O0m74rWGGe4"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O0m74rWGGe4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Si vas a hacer gilipolleces mientras estás borracho procura que no haya ninguna cámara vigilando</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-529743058407998840?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-33688888133988554242008-11-27T18:13:00.000-08:002008-11-28T10:43:01.757-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/786_1173602240"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/786_1173602240" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Se olvidó del techo del hangar</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/b7d_1188168271"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/b7d_1188168271" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">¿Quién no quiere ser piloto de pruebas de un helicóptero experimental y acabar trozeado como un fideo?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/04b_1175274825"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/04b_1175274825" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Mira que había muchos coches en el aparcamiento...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/2d6_1181354645"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/2d6_1181354645" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Si te has quedado con ganas de más, no te apures, después de ver este vídeo habrás saciado tu curiosidad</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3368888813398855424?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-10066555241674167812008-11-27T15:28:00.000-08:002008-11-27T15:30:25.135-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://services.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/1137883380" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=3393302001&amp;playerId=1137883380&amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&amp;servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&amp;cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&amp;domain=embed&amp;autoStart=false&amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" width="300" height="245"></embed><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Al final se fue con la cometa</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-1006655524167416781?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-53234948358032129172008-11-26T19:19:00.000-08:002008-11-26T19:19:00.443-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gtqEPnqSvLs"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gtqEPnqSvLs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">She really sucks</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5323494835803212917?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-75429060103925415292008-11-25T15:00:00.000-08:002008-11-25T15:00:00.646-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0WRed3enBqk/SSXsEUBK4HI/AAAAAAAAAJs/6Eo54erb7ew/s1600-h/Holding+the+tower.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0WRed3enBqk/SSXsEUBK4HI/AAAAAAAAAJs/6Eo54erb7ew/s400/Holding+the+tower.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270878497744281714" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-7542906010392541529?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-86116260290179097002008-11-24T13:58:00.000-08:002008-11-24T13:58:01.197-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VBXxmISAMA8"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VBXxmISAMA8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Un interesante truco para conseguir patatas fritas gratis</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hl6NZ1ffTMw"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hl6NZ1ffTMw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Esta máquina causa gran frustración</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xnyDGTGAqNA"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xnyDGTGAqNA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Después no me sorprende que la gente quiera hacer gilipolleces como esta</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8611626029017909700?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-72069230741903276512008-11-23T18:02:00.000-08:002008-11-23T18:02:01.199-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/2dd_1227089967"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/2dd_1227089967" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br />Un manguera es capaz de dar una paliza a dos hombres adultos<br /><br /><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/f33_1180400126"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/f33_1180400126" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br />¿Cómo se puede ser tan gilipollas como para abrir la puerta en un túnel de lavado?<br /><br /><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/eeb_1193992809"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/eeb_1193992809" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br />Parece ser algo más frecuente de lo que yo me imaginaba<br /><br /><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/c6cc8b9aa7"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/c6cc8b9aa7" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br />Me gustaría verla limpiar los tapacubos así también</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-7206923074190327651?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-9310317485444528072008-11-22T18:09:00.000-08:002008-11-23T15:24:26.439-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/64d_1185312274"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/64d_1185312274" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br />Aqueste gilipollas va a descubrir el porqué de las advertencias de seguridad<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ptgustan.com/wd40zip.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 389px;" src="http://www.ptgustan.com/wd40zip.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>La gente realmente cree que el término "multiusos" es literal<br /></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-931031748544452807?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-82238147352736933792008-11-21T03:57:00.000-08:002008-11-21T17:31:42.249-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5llU1D5IXqQ"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5llU1D5IXqQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Seguro que es robado</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8223814735273693379?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-68952959367712162902008-11-20T04:50:00.000-08:002008-11-20T04:50:01.131-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1fWzXNhfoQ8"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1fWzXNhfoQ8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Esto es lo que pasa cuando un gilipollas intenta meterse en un globo</span></div><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-6895295936771216290?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-53279741074529267622008-11-19T07:34:00.000-08:002008-11-19T07:34:00.299-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/baa_1182877617"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/baa_1182877617" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Se olvidó de poner unas cuantas tuercas</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-5327974107452926762?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-87102203757856448222008-11-18T07:26:00.000-08:002008-11-18T07:26:01.052-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/83b_1226520520"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/83b_1226520520" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />¿Por qué aterrizar en una pista pudiendo aterrizar en un prado lleno de vacas?</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8710220375785644822?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-20008352582455049472008-11-17T16:00:00.000-08:002008-11-21T17:33:06.656-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/252172"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/252172" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><span style="font-size:85%;">En las películas no parece doler tanto</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/308418"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/308418" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Otra historia graciosa de cómo un gilipollas le explica a su seguro su última gilipollez</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2000835258245504947?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-29556763017071217322008-11-16T13:55:00.000-08:002008-11-26T10:31:06.422-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pss7JksKp44"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pss7JksKp44" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Un hostión muy serio</span></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oQUa-WeqVUw"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oQUa-WeqVUw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Mismo evento, mismo gilipollas</span></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-DQs3nSAYY0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-DQs3nSAYY0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Otra vez el mismo. Ese día fue un gilipollas muy famoso</span></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y7lJpFwAcCs"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y7lJpFwAcCs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Otra vez el mismo evento, pero este sí que sabe cómo tratar a las masas sin llegar a ser un gilipollas</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-2955676301707121732?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-81206562801359735112008-11-15T15:18:00.000-08:002008-11-15T15:18:00.979-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="300" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GUHLa1qSy24"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GUHLa1qSy24" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="245"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Por lo menos lo hacen en orden</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8120656280135973511?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-67031336780619800022008-11-14T14:33:00.000-08:002008-11-16T09:27:26.689-08:00Extracto del manual de la destructora de documentos <a href="http://www.olympia.es/pdf/p1044.pdf">Olympia PS 17</a>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0WRed3enBqk/SSBX5KXR_4I/AAAAAAAAAJk/1DfT462VQBU/s1600-h/atencion-al-gilipollas-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 165px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0WRed3enBqk/SSBX5KXR_4I/AAAAAAAAAJk/1DfT462VQBU/s400/atencion-al-gilipollas-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269308203569643394" border="0" /></a><br />A saber de dónde lo han traducido.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-6703133678061980002?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-46928011221962862432008-11-13T16:02:00.000-08:002008-11-13T16:02:01.060-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/549398"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/549398" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Al final le salió bien la tontería</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-4692801122196286243?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-33235410045298331242008-11-11T03:42:00.000-08:002008-11-11T03:42:00.915-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v373/34/28/636451746/n636451746_1442813_4205.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 485px; height: 406px;" src="http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v373/34/28/636451746/n636451746_1442813_4205.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/213730"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/213730" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Los paracaídas no funcionan cuando tienes a tu colega enredado en él</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/371557"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/371557" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Los ultraligeros llevan un paracaídas para ser usado en cualquier emergencia... menos en el despegue<br /><br /><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-3323541004529833124?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-88969079063078377702008-11-10T03:53:00.000-08:002008-11-10T03:53:00.658-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/189828"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/189828" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br />FAIL. Doble FAIL<br /><br /><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/570014"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/570014" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br />Parece que este gilipollas no aprendió del error del del vídeo anterior<br /><br /><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/449222"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/449222" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br />No pares, sigue, sigue<br /><br /><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/426200"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/426200" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br />Tuvo suerte el muy gilipollas de no ir a parar al mismo sitio que su moto<br /><br /><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/334495"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/334495" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br />Sólo a una rubia se le podía ocurrir semejante gilipollez<br /><br /><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/369768"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/369768" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br />Los rallies no dejarán de ser nunca un deporte para gilipollas</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-8896907906307837770?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37376135.post-61673556751195503252008-11-09T02:45:00.000-08:002008-11-09T02:45:02.623-08:00<div align="justify">Ni paintball ni airsoft ni mariconadas de ese estilo. Lo que los gilipollas llevan ahora no es dispararse bolas de plástico ni de pintura, lo suyo es dispararse bolas de fuego.</div><br /><br /><div align="center"><object height="392" width="464"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/569195"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/569195" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">¡Zas, en toda la boca!</span> </div><div align="center"><br /><object height="392" width="464"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/320919"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://embed.break.com/320919" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">¡Zas, en toda la cara! </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37376135-6167355675119550325?l=joasv2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gilipollashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07735344547166738884noreply@blogger.com2